- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

See through invisible people

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to be a snail

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to not be color blind.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

Pointless Super Powers