- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to rotten food.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to read your own mind

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to die

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to fly while masturbating.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

the power to make food shrimp.

Pointless Super Powers