THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!