The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!