the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!