The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Dejavu

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!