The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be born again

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!