the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!