- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to not have any power at all

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to self destruct

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to control mealworms

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to fart rainbows

The power of learning

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to sleep through a dream.

Pointless Super Powers