The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!