The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to itch your teeth

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

Having the power of a normal human

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!