the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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See through invisible people

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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boo

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the ability to talk to humans

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!