- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to control yourself

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to be poor for life

The power to drown on land.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power of having the highest rated comment

to spelle caretly

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

to do nothing

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power of fart helium

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

Pointless Super Powers