the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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to be shitty

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!