The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to shoot superman

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to get sick

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!