the power to not own a spacial power!!

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!