the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!