The power to fall in love reptiles

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to predict yesterday's weather

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to liquify yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to turn any drink into pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to walk into Mordor.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to run at 0.5mph

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Power to give birth through your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to make faces at the blind

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to have a small penis

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to give yourself cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!