The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be born again

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to read this.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!