The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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being black

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!