The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to die when you die

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!