The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to make everything worse

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!