To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to eat three times a day.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!