The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to write a country song

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to troll.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to die.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!