- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

captain obvious

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to create pointless super powers

Balls.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to control urine

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to be blind

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to rotten food.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

Pointless Super Powers