The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to become demented

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Dejavu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!