The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to die

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to die

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!