The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be a human

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The power of women's rights.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!