The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!