the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to smell water.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to get sick

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!