- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Vanilla scented blood

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

power to have no power at all

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

to be shitty

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers