The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!