- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to shit in your eye

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

the power to eat bread

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

Pointless Super Powers