- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to open doors with your bare hands

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

Pointless Super Powers