- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to have no superpower

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Pointless Super Powers