- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

having superpowers during the inquisition

the ability to blow yourself

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

Pointless Super Powers