The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!