To be able to summon old people

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to control mealworms

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power of words

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!