- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

to be shitty

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The Power to fart glitter

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

power to be an alcohoic

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers