- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only see glass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power of love

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to become demented

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

Pointless Super Powers