The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!