The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to be a common person

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!