- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

Being alive (until you die).

Vanilla scented blood

The power drown in water

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to break bones at will.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers