The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be french.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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75% levitation

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!