The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to troll.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to die.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!