The power to turn water into wine.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to get married

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to not have any powers

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!