The power to die at will

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see air

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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See through invisible people

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!