the ability to talk to humans

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power of learning

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The power to control yourself

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to die at will

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!