The power to self destruct

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!