The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!