The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!