- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to talk to humans

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The ability to count to potato

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to control yourself

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of learning

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers