the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to have an ability.

The power to waste money

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

to spelle caretly

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to do blink every 20 years

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

to do nothing

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!