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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.
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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to read your own mind!
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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)
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the power to jizz money
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.
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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The Ability to shit studs once a week
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The power to turn water into wine.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!