The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!