The power to go blind at will.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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See through invisible people

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!