The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!