- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

the ability to talk to humans

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to read the terms of service.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

the power to become demented

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers