The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!