The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!