- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

Nothing

the power to be super ugly

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

Nipple Radar.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power of fart helium

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to think about useless power

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

Pointless Super Powers