The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!