The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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to spelle caretly

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Nipple Radar.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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to do nothing

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!