- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to shit out of your nose

Pointless Super Powers