The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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See through invisible people

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the ability to type slower.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to be a snail

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!