- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power of women's rights.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

the power of fart helium

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!