- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to glow while under the sun

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to not be color blind.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

Pointless Super Powers