The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Vanilla scented blood

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!