The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power drown in water

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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yo mama

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!