Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Having the power to stand still

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to even

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!