- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power of fart helium

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to read your own mind!

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the ability to talk to humans

the ability to blow yourself

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

Pointless Super Powers