The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to glow in the light

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to block your own powers

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!