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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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the power to guess anybodies breakfast
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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The power to have any power on this site.
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the power of fart helium
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.
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The power to read your own mind!
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the ability to glow in the light.
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The ability to read the recaptcha images
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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.
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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you
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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.
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the power of words
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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the power to jizz money
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!