the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the ability to look into your brain

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!