The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Every time you clap some one dies

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Power to give birth through your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power of being pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +81

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to be a common person

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to fly 3 inches.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!