the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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yo mama

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power drown in water

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!