The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to jump face first

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!