The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to swim in water.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!