- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to become translucent

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to eat food.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers