The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to be super ugly

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swear words -jesse

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!