The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to have a power

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

See through invisible people

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to poop dogs without fur.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!