- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to be a walrus

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to drown on land.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Pointless Super Powers