The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Acid tears.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to read this.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!