the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!