I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to see into the present

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!