- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to die

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power of 3 seond super strength,

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers