Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to be a human

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!