The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to die when you die

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to kill yourself

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!