- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers