Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of fart helium

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to become translucent

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!