Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!