The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to not do it.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Grass eating

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!