The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!