The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!