The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to poo.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to die

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!