The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!