The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to read this.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to become translucent

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!