- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to fall up.

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

Pointless Super Powers