- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power of self mind control

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to fail a test everytime

Pointless Super Powers