Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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See through invisible people

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to die

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!