the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!