The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!