The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!