- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

See through invisible people

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

Pointless Super Powers