The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power... to read this

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Being only half invisible.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!