The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The ability to spit mouthwash

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!