The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to see through insects.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!